People have no patience for lengthy outgoing voicemail messages. The longer your message, the less likely it is that people will even listen to the whole of it, let alone actually leave their message. For the purposes of illustration, and utilizing the magic of AudioBoo, I have created what might be the world's most annoying (albeit hysterical) outgoing message. If You are a Senior, you might inadvertently find yourself appreciating the message, and perhaps even fashioning your own after it. Please don't. Your family will hate you.
On the positive side, a message like the one which follows is certain to turn telemarketers and even the most persistent creditors off -- possibly forever.
The Sending Signals Blog presents the MOST ANNOYING OUTGOING VOICEMAIL MESSAGE IN HISTORY. Please listen.
Douglas E. Castle for The Sending Signals Blog
